Stephen Joseph Shark Hooded Towel - SJSJ-1004-80
Duh-duh. Duh-duh. You know what that means. There's a shark somewhere nearby. How can that be? You say you're on dry land? Well, we hate to startle you, but we did see a shark walking over yonder... Or a shark wannabe at least. Seeing as we saw little human feet sticking out from beneath the tail, we're going to go ahead and assume it was probably a human wrapped in one of these Shark Hooded Towels. This 100% cotton towel is made by Stephen Joseph and printed with shark colors, so when someone gets wrapped up in its soft folds and flip up the hood, they look like a bipedal shark with soft padded teeth wandering around. Considering the alternative of an actual shark? We'll take one of these sharks any day.